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Being an attractive woman on the internet is a little like being an attractive woman in a snuff film.

Peter Parker is downright irresponsible when you think about it.

Grown ups who complain about Star Wars need to come to terms with a few things...

Someone must have, at some point, decided that Pope's should look like sheppard pimps. We take you inside that decision.

This is what jeans commercials would look like if the actors got to actually speak their minds.

Why 'The NeverEnding Story' Is Actually Buddhist Propaganda

Why Kim Jong Un is the 3rd Grade Bully of Global Politics

The 5 Most Unintentionally Hilarious Kickstarter Campaigns

What You'd Really Do If All Law Was Suspended for a Day

The Insane Future of the 'Jurassic Park' Franchise

A nature documentary hosted by a man whose passion for science is only matched by his total lack of knowledge.

What the Media Won't Tell You About the Manti Te'o Hoax

How Not to Go Back in Time to Kill Hitler

4 Important Questions About the Dumbest Song of the '80s

The Horrifying Deleted Timeline from 'Back to the Future'

Most Inconvenient Plot Device for Everyday Life

Why The Future of Space Travel Is Going to Suck

Wasting Time at Work: The Movie.

There's a good reason you don't know the true meaning of St. Patrick's day.

The Despicable Crime Behind Every 'Pokemon' Game

The Ridiculous Truth About The Moon Landing Hoax

The Inevitable Crisis Facing Movie Reboots

The Most Cringe-Worthy True Tales of Teenage Romance

All the reasons Kate Hudson movies are worse for you than torture porn.

The Easy Answer to One of the Oldest Moral Dilemmas