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Stop abusing the news, Hollywood -- it has enough problems already.

Apparently he's nothing like we think he is.

Yeah, this guy's a little slow on the uptake.

Being ad-proof is kind of like being a mutant. A really lame one.

Don't act like you don't think this stuff.

Aren't the PSAs supposed to be less crazy than their subject matter?

How the heck did we miss these?

But, hey, they still look cooler than reality.

Cracked Responds to the Fantastic Four Trailer

We all asked for this.

We're pretty sure this is where the Legolas obsession started.

Everyone is a thieving bastard. First rule of life.

Soooo we maybe missed a thing or two upon our first viewing.

Peter Jackson's flaws have been in front of us the whole time.

Someone get this all over national television immediately.

This is why everything should just be done over the Internet.

Maybe stop chugging those liters of cola.

And also stop showing 'Homeward Bound' on TV. That movie is criminally sad.

Suddenly, 'don't get them wet' takes on a whole different context.

Everything out of Hollywood is propaganda.

We'll be avoiding Internet parties in the future.

For the love of the Celestials, kill someone already, Marvel.

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