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Everyone has days when Uber has the wrong water and your paid hype man fails to do his job.

It's Time to Retire 'Doctor Who'

He's the philosopher our world needs.

'Video games may be an exercise in fantasy, but at least they're injury free.'

It'll never end. Once you're in, you're doomed.

Because if you need to talk to be for a couple minutes, you might as well do it stoned.

Groot is all of us. We are Groot.

'Did you say 10,000?'

Everyone in Hollywood is a thieving dickcheese.

Take a deep breath. Or don't -- no big deal. (We'll rearrange your face if you don't.)

Jim Henson, you sly devil.

Because, let's be honest, who doesn't want to see Ryan Gosling's genitals.

Where are all the president-buddy cop hybrid movies, Hollywood?

Some movies just could've been so much more awesone.

If you find yourself agreeing with the Feds, it might be a terrible idea.

Someone turn the heat on, damn.

But you'll probably only do it when no one is around.

Sometimes we really miss that stupid, snickering dog.

We all gotta eat, so let's make some jokes about artists who were just doing their best.

Because apparently sleeping in one big dog-pile isn't cool anymore.

Lemme Freak (A History of Sexual Frustration)

6 Weirdly Conservative Messages Hidden in 'Ghostbusters'

Why Every Comedy on TV Is Starting to Look Familiar

For everyone that suffers from morbid procrastination.

The 15 Funniest 5 Second Films (Part 2)