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But we're sure he's already got this idea in his head.

They're like little dick capes.

If a brownie makes your headache go away, you've probably been drugged.

Only applicable if you have a twin.

Thanks for nothing, Brent.

And now we know where henchmen come from.

Spoiler: We all secretly love Keanu Reeves.

JACK-o-lantern? Yeah?

Here's our proof that we've been right all along: Mother Nature is evil.

These are the real monsters you should be dressing up as.

If you want to get laid, move to Elm St.

With all the tank tops and gold chains, we can't figure out why.

Not nearly enough yippee-kay-aying.

Yeah, we're just going to go outside and enjoy nature for a little bit.

We've discovered where Prof. X's school is hidden.

What a bad, but OK kind of good company.

Turns out things just get sad when the cavemen have the IQs of, you know, cavemen.

Dear, HuffPo, please find enclosed one lol-buzzy viral-type video post.

11 Movie Alternate Dimensions With Horrifying Downsides

We tend to give the food industry a pass. And we absolutely should not.

#1: Why do they even exist?

Because why would aliens come to this hellhole anyway?

9 Adorable Animals (That'll Eat You If Given the Chance)

It's better than our method of using the reverse versions of our favorite characters' names.

Like the City of Gotham, heroes can be found in even the most despicable of places.