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Television would be a whole helluva lot darker than it is.

No takebacksies times infinity.

Hollywood is clearly unequal parts cocaine and in-depth research.

Because there's no better way to honor something by shamelessly piggybacking off of it.

'Is this part of the tour?'

Everyone just needs to head to Vine so we only need to suffer through 6 seconds of these.

You are what you eat, which means 99 percent of us are unrelenting horror.

Who cares about putting serious thought into helping out the future of our country anyway?

7 Reasons Being Trapped Is Still Better Than Freedom

The 3-Minute Prisoner's Dilemma

When Sexy Christmas Ballads Go Horribly Wrong

Santa Throws a Badass Afterparty

What Surgeons Are Really Doing When You're Knocked Out

They probably could have come up with a better cover story than that ...

Why the Good Guys in 'Star Fox' Are on a Suicide Mission

The Worst Decision Ever Made in the Harry Potter Universe

Why Disney Princesses Make the Worst Roommates

Sometimes a cheerful narrator is all you need, right?

Why Tarantino Films Take Place in the Same (Insane) Universe

There's only one rule of fast food: Someone must die eventually.

Is Aaron Sorkin writing for this show?

A Moment by Moment Breakdown of the Worst Music Video Ever

The first time you learn about death is never a smooth experience.

Don't quit your day job? Or maybe do?

It turns out editing makes the difference between a great audition tape and a terribly awkward one.