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he said my pussy was not as tight as his ex

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What's the best response to haha you have small boobs? #boobs #breast #the

#reddit #reddittymes #tymes #reddittymestoday Is small boobs still an insult these days?All boobs are good At least I don't have to wear a bra, Dave. A flat girl holds you closer to her heart. Yeah, but my dick is hugeâ€¦. Whenever someone tries insulting me like that I just say â€œthanks!â€ Thanks, I grew them myself Iâ€™ll take my small tits over your dim wits any day â€œActually I have no boobsâ€ *pulls out breast prosthetics*Thanks cancer. a simple, "so?""and?" Like I think we both know this, so whats your point? Treat it like the social faux pas it is. "It's weird and creepy that you care about this." "First of all, brush your teeth" that'll get anybody self conscious and they won't want to speak to anyone for a good while. If it's from a guy: "Haha! You have huge ones!"If it's a girl: "You're just mad yours hang weird." If it's a guy "your dad didn't complain"If it's a girl "your boyfriend didn't complain" The best response to a guy that would say this is usually to just look them up and down like you are taking it all in and then leave laughing. It works for any insult, it is easy to remember, and it ends with the woman leaving the idiot's company. If it is a typical douchebag looking to impress his equally douchey friends, all they will see is a woman laughing at him and walking away. Iâ€™d say â€œ I know right they are perfect â€œ Canâ€™t NOBODY rain on your parade! Really tho what are they gunna say if you like them? Nothing lol Bigger than your brain though... My favorite comeback for any joke made at my expense is â€œI donâ€™t get it.â€ And ask them to explain to me why itâ€™s funny. That's not even an insult. Small boobs rock. â€œAre you okay?â€ â€¦ usually does the trick to any absurd comment / insult. Yeah, but my vag is flocking massive! They match your balls "haha your parents resent each other because of you." Punched a kid in the face for this once in elementary school. Now I have double Ds. Me 2, Him 0 "You don't." Just deadpan like an observation. Thanks, grew them myself Why u lookin? What's your point?Alternatively: OMG!!!! WHAT HAPPENED!!!!! I HAD HUGE HONKERS JUST THIS MORNING! (start crying hysterically). WHERE DID THEY GO, OMG WHAT HAPPENED TO MY TITS!!! DID YOU TAKE THEM, OMG THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!!! GIVE ME BACK MY TITSSSSSSSSSSSS!!! "I have boobs? YES! FINALLY!" Your moms are saggy. Either itâ€™ll confuse him or force him to think about his moms boobs. Either way no comeback Yes, and they are fabulous! â€œRelax, haircutâ€ basically just add â€œhaircutâ€ to the end of any pointed sentence and people will be instantly self conscious about their hair ...that you will never see In Dutch we say; Klein maar fijn. Which is a rhyming sentence that translates to: Small but nice. We'll I'm a dude... so... Donâ€™t worry, your dad/boyfriend/husband likes them just fine. I would hope that women only ever hear this from other women, but regardless of gender a good comeback would be: â€œSome people like small boobs, but nobody likes an assholeâ€ Are you 8? Yeah, so? Since Iâ€™m a guy I tend to thank them as Iâ€™ve been losing weight If it's a guy: "You *would* be the authority on small things, huh?"

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