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You may think the government is useless, but you're a dummy. And we'll prove it: Here are ten different problems that have been solved by reckless government spending. Checkmate! Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans?utm_source=YT&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=description Subscribe to our podcast channel: https://www.youtube.com/thebabylonbeepodcast Want to meet the Bee crew? Get your tickets to Babylon Bee LIVE: https://babylonbeelive.com/home/?utm_source=YT&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=believe The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee

Want to totally own your libertarian friends? Trick question - libertarians don't have any friends. But regardless, here are eight arguments to COMPLETELY LEVEL the next libertarian you encounter in the wild. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans?utm_source=YT&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=description Subscribe to our podcast channel: https://www.youtube.com/thebabylonbeepodcast Want to meet the Bee crew? Get your tickets to Babylon Bee LIVE: https://babylonbeelive.com/home/?utm_source=YT&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=believe The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee

These children are excited to meet Santa at the mall - unfortunately, he's a Calvinist. But don't blame him - he just can't help it. Get a Calvinist Santa shirt: https://shop.babylonbee.com/products/calvinist-santa-shirt Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee

In this parody of "Mary, Did You Know?" by the great Mark Lowry (please come on the podcast Mark we love you), we chronicle all the wonderful things the Biden administration has done for us this holiday season. And we wonder: did he know? Coming to all major music services soon. Please bee patient. Lyrics: Biden did you know that your policies would drive us underwater? Biden did you know that your policies would trans our sons and daughters? Did you know that your policies will punish what is true? The church that you subscribe to, does not subscribe to you. Biden did you know that your baby boy made shady deals in Ukraine? Biden did you know that your baby boy loves Parmesan and cocaine? Did you know that you shouldn’t touch these women like you do? When you sniff that little girl’s hair, it’s borderline #metoo The wall will cease The debt increase And the dead will vote again The crime will leap The dumb will speak While we say, "C'mon man!" Biden, did you know that your policies would bring about inflation? Biden, did you know that your policies would one day ruin the nation? Did you know that your policies make Herod's reign seem bland One day you’ll have to answer to the great I Am

The Babylon Bee’s Adam Yenser brings you the news you need to know like Elon Musk having a yard sale, Sam Bankman-Fried getting arrested, and James Cameron having to miss the premiere of Avatar 2. Watch the full episode: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgQDv5PtDMA&t=396s Check out Adam Yenser's New DryBar Comedy Special: https://www.drybarcomedy.com/adamy Subscribe to our new podcast channel: https://www.youtube.com/@TheBabylonBeePodcast Follow The Babylon Bee Podcast: https://www.youtube.com/thebabylonbeepodcast Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thebabylonbeepodcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/babylonbeepod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBeePodcast/

Have you ever wondered how Kamala Harris comes up with her brilliant insights? Meet Oliver Bartholomew, the vice president's 6-year-old speechwriter. He writes words good. Watch the full video: https://youtu.be/T3_nN0ERPL4 #shorts #short

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Have you ever wondered how Kamala Harris comes up with her brilliant insights? Meet Oliver Bartholomew, the vice president's 6-year-old speechwriter. He writes words good. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee

The Babylon Bee’s Adam Yenser brings you the news you need to know like the release of The Twitter Files from Elon Musk, testosterone being a toxin now, and Time’s person of the year being the country of Ukraine. Watch the full episode: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIRHhsA7Ego Subscribe to our new podcast channel: https://www.youtube.com/thebabylonbeepodcast Follow The Babylon Bee Podcast: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thebabylonbeepodcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/babylonbeepod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBeePodcast/

Steve and Timpani have been through their fair share of trials since moving to Texas, but they're about to face their greatest challenge yet: returning to California. After tasting freedom in Texas, will they now be subsumed by the socialist miasma of California? Watch the full video: https://youtu.be/CEmT60tS2f4 #short #shorts #california #texas #trending #comedy #funny #liberal #conservative #democrats #republican #politics

Steve and Timpani have been through their fair share of trials since moving to Texas, but they're about to face their greatest challenge yet. Will they make it out unscathed or will they fold under the pressure? Find out next week in the thrilling finale of Californians Move To Texas. Episode 1: https://youtu.be/HlDWzN6TW5Y Episode 2: https://youtu.be/3MOy6Z_UP7c Episode 3: https://youtu.be/BJzOZuPgcMc Episode 4: https://youtu.be/WxQVUNPeWnc Episode 5: https://youtu.be/xsImFkLdE4A Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee

There are billions of genders, and just as many jobs available for those who choose to study them. If you recently graduated with a valuable gender studies degree, check out one of these fast-paced, exciting careers! Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee

Here are some quick and easy tips to ensure you have a great Thanksgiving even if your bank account is empty and you have forgotten what coin looks like. Subscribe to our new podcast channel: https://www.youtube.com/thebabylonbeepodcast Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee

Mandy Zanderton was laid off by Elon Musk, because he is an evil billionaire. Now, she's applying for actual work. It didn't go well. But don't take our word for it - bah dum DUM! Watch the full video: https://youtu.be/g-voQsFY6SE #short #shorts #twitter #elonmusk

The Babylon Bee’s Adam Yenser brings you all the news you need to know like Donald Trump announcing that he is officially running for President again, Republicans capturing the House majority, and a stunning and brave trans woman breaking barriers in a local Miss America pageant. Watch the full podcast: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyrX_04RK54 Subscribe to our new podcast channel: https://www.youtube.com/thebabylonbeepodcast Follow our new podcast Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thebabylonbeepodcast/ Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee

Mandy Zanderton was laid off by Elon Musk, because he is an evil billionaire. Now, she's applying for actual work. It didn't go well. But don't take our word for it - bah dum DUM! Subscribe to our new podcast channel: https://www.youtube.com/thebabylonbeepodcast Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee

Feminists say they want their uteruses to have the same rights as guns. Now, it's become a reality: women have all the same rights as your AR-15! Subscribe to our new podcast channel: https://www.youtube.com/thebabylonbeepodcast Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee

Join us at THE BABYLON BEE LIVE for an exclusive night of live comedy, food, drinks, and all the satire you can handle from your favorite personalities at The Babylon Bee. Date: February 24, 2023 Location: Dallas-Fort Worth, TX The evening will feature a podcast recording, live comedy segments, and special announcements for upcoming Bee projects. Be first to hear about OUR exciting new developments alongside like-minded fans in this first-of-its-kind event. VIP and GA tickets are available with unique access and meal options. Get your tickets today: https://babylonbeelive.com/ #BeeLIVE

We did it, y'all! We hit 1 MILLION subscribers thanks to all of you! We wanted to express our utmost gratitude, so we shot this video thanking you from the depths of our heart. We never could have done this without your love, support, and most importantly your money. Thank you for allowing us to spread right-wing misinformation under the guise of satire.

Outraged by the Elon Musk purchase of Twitter, employees formed an Elon Musk-free autonomous zone Tuesday. Long live Twitter CHAZ - err, SPAZ! #shorts #short #elonmusk #twitter #liberal #conservative #woke

The Babylon Bee’s Adam Yenser brings you all the news you need to know like the midterm elections, Elon Musk having enough of Kathy Griffin’s shenanigans, and Ricky Gervais accusing James Corden of stealing a joke. Watch the full podcast: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_s5Cj6ZgYao Follow our podcast Youtube channel: https://www.youtube.com/c/TheBabylonB... Follow our new podcast Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thebabylonb... Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee

You can become an angel for a triggered lib for just $8 a month. Help a helpless progressive get they/their blue check today. Subscribe to our new podcast channel: https://www.youtube.com/thebabylonbeepodcast Subscribe to Chandler's Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/chandlerjuliet Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee

Leaving a church isn't an easy decision. Well, it wasn't. But now you have this video, which explains all the legitimate reasons for ditching that hopeless flock of losers. Subscribe to our new podcast channel: https://www.youtube.com/thebabylonbeepodcast Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee

Steve and Timpani's marriage is put to the test as the ex-Californians come up against their biggest Texan challenge yet: a gun range! #short #shorts #california #texas #trending #comedy #funny #liberal #conservative #democrats #republican #politics Watch the full video: https://youtu.be/WxQVUNPeWnc