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Host Adam Yenser gives us the news of the week, including the Queen dying, Ariel being black now, and changes that are coming to Major League Baseball. Watch the full podcast and be sure to SUBSCRIBE: https://youtube.com/thebabylonbeepodcast Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee

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At last, the time has come to unveil our latest literary masterpiece, The Babylon Bee Guide to Democracy. Get it here: https://www.amazon.com/Babylon-Bee-Guide-Democracy-Guides/dp/1684513723/ref=sr_1_1?crid=3GS9QHM0SAVLC&keywords=the+babylon+bee+guide+to+democracy&qid=1662507542&sprefix=the+babylon+bee+guide+to+democracy%2Caps%2C116&sr=8-1 We hear a lot about democracy these days, how it's in peril, how the evil ULTRA-MAGA Trump supporters want to destroy it, and how it will be over forever if your preferred candidate doesn't win in November! Oh no! To protect our Sacred Democracy™ from all who threaten it, you need to be equipped with the knowledge that can only be found in this definitive guide.

Ted has worked really hard managing plant workers at the plant, where he works as a plant manager over the other workers who work at the plant. Chloe went to college to study genderqueer intersectional theory - and now she demands Ted pay for it. Follow Chandler's Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/chandlerjuliet Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee

Check out the podcast at the new The Babylon Bee Podcast channel: http://www.youtube.com/thebabylonbeepodcast It’s another Bee Weekly, but this time Kirk Cameron joins the crew at The Babylon Bee! Kyle, Brandon, and Jarret talk about what it was like growing up in the cozy and quirky milieu that was 90s Christian pop culture and how that experience shaped them for better or worse. Then Kyle and Jarret sit down with Tribulation Force himself, Kirk Cameron, to talk about faith, the Christian movie industry, his relationship with evangelist Ray Comfort, and how America may be ripe for a revival! Kirk Cameron famously walked away from Hollywood after becoming a Christian at 17 when Jesus changed his life. He is known for acting in the sitcom Growing Pains and for portraying Cameron “Buck” Williams in the Left Behind film series. He has a new movie coming out called LIFEMARK. He also wrote the foreword to The American Covenant: The Untold Story, a book by his good friend Marshall Foster. In the full-length episode, available to subscribers to The Babylon Bee, Kirk answers questions from listeners and subscribers, reacts to times The Babylon Bee made fun of him, and answers The Ten Questions.

Starbucks: a safe haven for the marginalized and uncaffeinated. But every once in a while that safe space is infiltrated by evil right-wing Nazi conservatives. Here are a few signs you can use to tell if your Starbucks has been compromised with Republicans.

The FBI is insisting their raid on Melania Trump's wardrobe was justified -- but the women's clothes the agents are wearing look suspicious. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee

The California Dream ain't what it used to be. In this parody of The Beach Boys' "California Girls", the Babylon Bee Boys express their yearning to leave the Golden State someday. #shorts Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee

The Babylon Bee's Adam Yenser gives you all the news you need to know from the week like Liz Cheney being voted out of office, the new prophecies about megafloods destroying CA any day now, and author Salman Rushdie being stabbed after being the target of an Iranian fatwa for decades. Check out the full podcast here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJtcurcJvvs Also, be sure to give Adam's Youtube channel a follow: https://www.youtube.com/user/adamyenser Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee

The California Dream ain't what it used to be. In this parody of The Beach Boys' "California Girls", the Babylon Bee Boys express their yearning to leave the Golden State some day. Be sure to listen to this song on other platforms: Apple Music: https://music.apple.com/us/album/i-wish-we-all-could-leave-california/1639644585?i=1639644706 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/album/145XjJ2AGjpoAWbwAGdefO?si=f2d4185d353948d7 Amazon Music: https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B0B9J9R728?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&musicTerritory=US&ref=dm_sh_IYa54qr2s0I1Qh3cG5QlNEe8t Lyrics: Well, SF's packed with feces, You gotta watch your step up there, And Los Angeles with all their homeless camps, The tents and drugs are everywhereIn Napa Newsom drops some 15 thousand bucks on wine But in the rest of the state with all the mask mandates, They keep us all locked up real tightI wish we all could leave California, now I wish we all could leave California, I wish we all could leave California, nowWell, Texas has more freedom, And pistol grips out there aren't banned I'd dig a Florida place with no mask on my face, And no income tax sounds grandI been all around this Commie state, And my time here's about spent Yeah, but I couldn't spot even one U-Haul lot That had a single truck left to rentI wish we all could leave California, now I wish we all could leave California, I wish we all could leave California, now (edited)

The Babylon Bee's Adam Yenser gives you all the news you need to know from the week like Nancy Pelosi maybe starting a war with China, Kansas voters rejecting a bill that would have outlawed abortion, and Kim Kardashian breaking up with Pete Davidson. (rip) Check out the full podcast here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2B3eLrYacw Also, be sure to give Adam's Youtube channel a follow: https://www.youtube.com/user/adamyenser Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee

Summers can be a great time for fathers to spend more time with their children. Here are the top ten summer activities for kids. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee

The January 6th hearings ended in an epic fashion. Still, we came away from season one with several unanswered questions. Here they are, burning in our minds. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee

It turns out that Allie Beth Stuckey has a real knack for naming cats. Watch the full interview: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7AwqbEUWtc

It's every parent's worst nightmare: your kid comes out as a libertarian. Don't worry -- we can help you nip it in the bud. Make sure to constantly check for these 9 warning signs. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee

In a collaboration with The Babylon Bee, Professor Gorb McStevens lists all the countries where communism hasn't turned into a totalitarian hellscape where you have to eat your dog. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee

Your dumb "magic daddy in the sky" doesn't exist, stupid Christians. Here are a few absolute PROOFS. MIC DROP! Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee

The Babylon Bee's Adam Yenser gives you all the news you need to know from the week like Donald Trump allegedly assaulting his driver on January 6th, Elmo getting his COVID vaccine, and how the states are responding to Roe V. Wade being struck down.

Roe v. Wade has just been overturned. Here are five facts about this shocking development from the investigative reporting team at The Babylon Bee.

YouTube restricted this video the first time we uploaded it since they decided that footage from the BLM riots was too violent. So we toned it down a notch for all to enjoy free of age restriction. Enjoy our touching music video covering the 525,600 minutes of mainstream media hyping up the January 6 Capitol riots while downplaying the BLM riots. Our own parody inspired by Colbert's parody of Seasons of Love. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee

Judges at a school spelling bee are stumped and infuriated when a child dares to ask them for a definition of the word “woman.” Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee

Hell is full of terribly unspeakable punishments, but here are the most brutal. Better repent, sinner! The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee

To celebrate Pride Month, Mattel has released its first-ever pregnant man doll: Pregnant Ken! You can have all sorts of fun with the clearly MALE Ken doll and his pregnant belly! Available wherever non-gender-specific toys are sold. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee

All these woke, brave companies have come out in support of an incredibly popular social movement. But... you know, not in the Middle East. Weird! Follow Chandler's Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/chandlerjuliet Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee