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Do These Conservative And Liberal Women Agree On MY BODY, MY CHOICE?
These two women come from different political parties. But at least they can agree on "my body, my choice" - or do they?
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Babylon Bee Weak-ly News Update 5/27/2022: He Punched The Airport Employee and Georgia is the Worst?
Host Adam Yenser gives us the news of the week like an ex-NFL player getting arrested for punching a United Airlines employee, a CNN host knowingly exposing his co-workers to COVID, and Stacey Abrams tried getting Georgia voters to vote for her by telling them they live in the worst state.
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Nina Jankowicz Responds To Ministry Of Truth Being Shut Down
Nina Jankowicz is coping the only way she knows how- with song!
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Signs You Might Be A Man
Are you a man? It's hard to tell these days. Watch our well-researched video to find out whether you are indeed a man.
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Signs You Might Be A Woman
Are you a woman? It's hard to tell these days. Watch our well-researched video to find out whether you are indeed a woman.
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Law & Order: Microaggression Victims Unit
In the social justice system, words are considered violence. In New York City, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious attacks are members of an elite squad known as the Microaggression Victims Unit. These are their stories.
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Try This One CRAZY Trick to Avoid Unwanted Pregnancies!
Today on The Babylon Tea, we spill the tea on a HOT new tip on family planning. Find out how to avoid unwanted pregnancies, and then which household products might be able to cure cancer!
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The Key To Succeeding In Hollywood: Ethnic Ambiguity!
Want to land more acting roles in liberal Hollywood? It's simple! Tone down that whiteness and turn up the diversity.
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We Don't Talk About China (Song Parody)
The left, celebrities, and athletes will take money from China, but they sure don't like talking about China. Tap your foot to the hit song parody of "We Don't Talk About Bruno"!
Lyrics:
Psaki/Biden
We don't talk about China, no, no, no!
We don't talk about China
It was inauguration day
We were getting ready and there wasn't a crowd at the mall
Fences all over the mall
China calls in per our mutual win
Corn Pop!
You telling this story, or am I?
I'm sorry, Jen Psaki, go on!
China says, "We don’t detain…"
What’d those Chinamen tell us?
“Uighurs, or start COVID strains.”
Obama was a clean fella
We’ll circle back another day
Hunter took their pay, so they’re okay!
We don't talk about China, no, no, no!
We don't talk about China!
Disney
Hey! Grew to find a love of China silencing and censoring
I will always pander to their editing and murdering
I associate them with the sound of printing cash
Got a gay kiss? It’s a miss with the Chinese
Edit till we get it all approved by the commies
Grappling with policies we couldn't understand
Do you understand?
Dr. Anthony Fauci
5 foot 7 frame
Bat soup as a snack
All my function gains
Will all fade to black
Can’t hear beagles’ screams
Cause I surgically removed their vocal cords!We don't talk about China, no, no, no!
We don't talk about China
Eric Swalwell
Fang Fang told me she really loved me,
but the next day: GONE!
John Cena
我会说一点普通话
Wǒ huì shuō yīdiǎr pǔtōnghuà
医生一清冲
Yīshēng qīngchóng
Yvonne Tong
When I asked the WHO about Taiwan
my phone call went dead
Chorus
Your fate is sealed when your fortune cookie’s read!
Xi Jinping
I tell you that Taiwan and Hong Kong are in
China and someday be mine
I tell you that my power will grow like the
dragon that fly through the sky(Yes, Xi Jinping is on his way)
LeBron
They told me that their slaves would make me some nice Nike jerseys
If I shut up and dribble(It's like I hear him now)
Xi Jinping
U.S., I want not a sound out of you(It's like I hear him now,
I can hear him now)Donald J. Trump
Um, China...
Yeah, about that China...
I really told you all about China...
I had the the truth and the whole truth, China
(Donald Trump, you get out of here!)
(Get off Twitter)
Chorus
Don't talk about China!
Donald J. Trump
I warned you all about China!
Chorus
Not a word about China!
Donald J. Trump
I really warned you all about China!
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Babylon Bee Weak-ly News Update 5/13/2022: NASA Nudes, Farewell iPod, and Mostly Peaceful Threats
Host Adamina Yenser gives us the news of the week, like NASA sending nudes to aliens, protestors swarming Supreme Court justices' homes to demand they change their votes, and the world bids a tearful goodbye to the iPod.
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9 Problematic Books That MUST Be Banned
In these pressing times, we have to carefully monitor what schools are trying to indoctrinate our kids into. Here are a few examples of dangerous propaganda being taught to our children. Join us in our effort to protect our younglings from this dangerous ideology.
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U.S. Ministry of Truth Interrogates Man Who Shared Misinformation
This man shared misinformation online, so the Ministry of Truth -- err, sorry, the Disinformation Governance Board -- detained him for questioning. Will he stand strong in the face of torture?
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9 New Netflix Shows You CANNOT Miss
Too many straight white men on your TV screen? Netflix is here to add more fun, color, and blatant sexuality to your families' lives. Here is a sneak peek at some of the exciting new programming coming soon to Netflix!
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A Babylon Bee Update From Twitter Jail
The Babylon Bee is still in Twitter jail. For now, anyway. Is there hope for a jailbreak?
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Babylon Bee Weak-ly News Update 4/23/2022: Goodbye Mask Mandates and The Easter Bunny Is President
Host Adam Yenser gives us the news of the week, including a Trump-appointed judge striking down the federal mask mandates, an Easter bunny is now telling the President what to do and where to go, and streaming services like Netflix and CNN+ are getting crushed.
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The Definitive Guide to Escaping Cancel Culture
So the mob is at your doorstep, ready to burn your house down over something you heard someone else say 20 years ago? Never fear! Follow these nifty tips to survive the cancel mob.
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Twitter Employee Undergoes Therapy Over Elon Musk Takeover
Mandy is absolutely triggered by Twitter's possible takeover by Elon Musk. She attends a Twitter-sponsored therapy session to help her cope.
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Addicted To Masks? Maskers Anonymous Can Help.
Mike is a maskaholic, but today he takes the first step on his road to recovery.
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How To Survive Inflation If You're A Pathetic Poor Person
Having difficulty staying afloat in today's rapidly changing economic landscape? Duke Geralt LéMaster provides some insightful tips to help you cope in these trying times.
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Babylon Bee Weak-ly News Update 4/1/2022: Will Smith and Epstein Island (Not Necessarily Related)
Host Adam Yenser gives us the news of the week, including Will Smith slapping Chris Rock at the Oscars, Epstein Island for sale, the NFL... being the NFL, and more! NOTE: We do not recommend Will Smith's film, "Wild Wild West."
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Twitter Employees Decide Who To Ban
In this internal meeting at Twitter, two new employees learn the ropes of who gets banned and who gets to stay on.
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Husband Blames Putin For Everything
This clever husband has found a way to avoid all his responsibilities: he just deflects blame onto Vladimir Putin. Smart!
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Late-Night Host Furious As Writer Puts Joke In His Monologue
This behind-the-scenes look at The Late Night Comedy Hour shows off an intense interaction between the late-night host and his writer, who's in trouble for writing a joke instead of a political lecture. Sad. Not good!
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Satire Writers Unable To Keep Up With Reality
These conservative satire writers are trying to come up with a joke, but liberals have already done every insane thing they can think of. Will they be able to outpace reality?
"Satire has weakened in our epoch for several reasons, but chiefly, I think, because the world has become too absurd to be satirized.” - Gk Chesterton, 1911
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Feminist Changes Mind As WW3 Kicks Off
This woman is an angry feminist -- but she's quickly changing her tune as World War 3 starts and she faces the possibility of getting drafted.
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