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Dr. David VanDrunen joins The Babylon Bee podcast to discuss what it means for Christ to empty himself. #shorts

Hell is full of terribly unspeakable punishments, but here are the most brutal. Better repent, sinner! The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee

The Babylon Bee’s Adam Yenser’s Fill-in, Chandler, brings you all the news you need to know from the week like the hammer attack upon Paul Pelosi, Justin Verlander’s middle finger incident, and a case that could overturn affirmative action. Watch the full podcast: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBWH6Npu9-4 Follow our podcast Youtube channel: https://www.youtube.com/c/TheBabylonBeePodcast Follow our new podcast Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thebabylonbeepodcast/ Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee

Have you ever said "That's so cis" to describe something bad? Then you are part of the problem. Don't say it. Stop. Think. #shorts

In this new commercial from the U.S. Army, everyone's favorite branch of the military promotes their new, more diverse, more inclusive standards. From gender reveal grenades to more affirming drill sergeants, the Army is leading the way in inclusion! Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee

The Babylon Bee sat down with Elon Musk for a wide-ranging interview discussing free speech, his purchase of Twitter to free The Bee, and - most importantly - what video games he's playing right now. Follow The Babylon Bee on Twitter for the exclusive premiere tomorrow, May 31: https://twitter.com/TheBabylonBee #elonmusk #babylonbee #twitter #technology #comedy #woke

Host Adam Yenser gives us the news of the week, including Will Smith slapping Chris Rock at the Oscars, Epstein Island for sale, the NFL... being the NFL, and more! NOTE: We do not recommend Will Smith's film, "Wild Wild West." Watch the full podcast here: https://youtu.be/H_0rgDFFtmw Follow Adam on Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/user/adamyenser Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee

Sexpert Debra Soh joins awkward Christian prudes at The Babylon Bee to talk about sex, gender, and wokeness. Dr. Debra Soh is a sex neuroscientist, the author of The End of Gender and the host of The Debra Soh Podcast. She has appeared on The Megyn Kelly Show, Real Time with Bill Maher, the Joe Rogan Experience twice, and recently spoke at the Oxford Union. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee

Kyle Mann is joined by The Babylon Bee’s own MJ and special guest Siaka Massaquoi. The trio discuss laaaaaame Democrats, the FBI confiscating MAGA hats, Gen Z being a weird generation, and more! New editions of Bee Radio and Weakly News are here… and MJ answers questions from her Twitter followers. They all seem to like her but the rest of us have to deal with hate mail. Why do we keep getting these? You’re hurting our feelings, you guys. FROWNY FACE. Siaka Massaquoi is also running for California office as representative of District 43! If you’re in that area try legally voting for him. He seems cool. And he’s black. Also, check out his What The Fact channel on Rumble and on Instagram. This episode is brought to you by Alliance Defending Freedom! Support the ones defending your freedom and receive a free American flag as a thank you! This episode is also brought to you by Faithful Counseling! Get the help that you need today from counselors who share your faith and your values and get 10% off! This episode is also brought to you by our friends at PublicSq who are connecting freedom-loving Americans with their local communities, reliable information, and the businesses that share their values. Now available on the App Store, Google Play, Windows, and Mac.

Check out the trailer for the more representative love story ever told: INCLUSIVE. Never in the history of film has a male lead been more representative of every race, gender, and disability. While it may not be the most original plot or even marginally good writing, INCLUSIVE is the most important movie ever made. Go see it today unless you are highly intolerant! Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee

Host Adam Yenser brings you the news of the week, including Hurricane Ian slamming into western Florida, Cuba passing a referendum legalizing same-sex marriage, and a new study coming out that found vegans are depressed twice as often as meat-eaters. Watch the full podcast at https://youtube.com/thebabylonbeepodcast Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee:Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee

Have you ever wondered how Kamala Harris comes up with her brilliant insights? Meet Oliver Bartholomew, the vice president's 6-year-old speechwriter. He writes words good. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee

Forget the Oscars. This is the big time: the first-ever annual Babylon Bee Awards show, presented at Bee Live 2023 in Fort Worth, Texas. Grab your popcorn and help us congratulate the winners! Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans?utm_source=YT&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=description Subscribe to our podcast channel: https://www.youtube.com/thebabylonbeepodcast The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee #BeeLIVE #babylonbee #oscars

Mandy Zanderton was laid off by Elon Musk, because he is an evil billionaire. Now, she's applying for actual work. It didn't go well. But don't take our word for it - bah dum DUM! Watch the full video: https://youtu.be/g-voQsFY6SE #short #shorts #twitter #elonmusk

Strong men, it's time to take a stand for young men. #shorts

In this official press conference from Pfizer, this spokesperson confirms there are no side effects from the vaccine. Good thing he had some backup spokespeople on hand! #shorts

Two FBI agents monitor America's phone calls to catch the most dangerous terrorists threatening our country. Go to Patriot Mobile and restore your hope and faith in our country by switching today: https://www.patriotmobile.com/babylonbee/

What’s with people who hate the greatest holiday of the year? The real truth of the anti-Thanksgiving movement is revealed in this video. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee

The Babylon Bee crew counts all their blessings this year, talks about their family traditions, and ponders quotes from great minds like C.S. Lewis, J.R.R. Tolkien, and the Apostle Paul on giving thanks and praise. Don’t miss hanging out with The Babylon Bee! Go To Babylon Bee Live by getting tickets today! Bee Live is February 24th in Fort Worth, TX: http://babylonbeelive.com Check out these sponsors of The Babylon Bee Podcast: Prepare with the Bee at My Patriot Supply: http://preparewithbee.com/ Go to the Satellite Phone Store: https://sat123.com/bee/ Get the help you need at Better Help Online Therapy: https://www.betterhelp.com/babylonbee/ Get your gold at Allegiance Gold: https://allegiancegold.com/bee In the full-length ad-free subscriber-only podcast, they read crazy Thanksgiving stories from subscribers and Adam Yenser answers The Second Ten Questions: https://babylonbee.com/plans

In this episode of The Bee Weekly, Ethan Nicolle is joined by Adam Yenser to discuss what happened this week, like a man losing his job for expressing an opinion half of Americans have. Also, who will check the fact checkers? There’s weird news, hate mail, and lots of tarantulas. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee

First, the conservatives were made. Now it's the liberal's turn. Are you boycotting Bud Light? For which reason? Watch the full podcast: https://youtu.be/2PxxPDYPHKw #shorts

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These heroes of the faith preach the cringe sermons of their lives informing us that Pokémon (plural) are evil, how to smash a TV with an ax for God, and that all atheists have something in common: video games. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee

Did Joe Biden poop his pants? An investigative report. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee