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Starbucks: a safe haven for the marginalized and uncaffeinated. But every once in a while that safe space is infiltrated by evil right-wing Nazi conservatives. Here are a few signs you can use to tell if your Starbucks has been compromised with Republicans.

The Babylon Bee had an insane week and comedian Kellen Erskine is in the studio to talk to Kyle and Ethan about the Elon Musk interview and also to figure out what the deal is with figgy pudding. Adam Yenser joins them to share with them The Weakly News and then the guys analyze figgy pudding hype while discussing bad Christmas books you should never read.

Dr. Anthony Fauci will guest star in an upcoming episode of Paw Patrol! Will the pups survive his sandfly torture? Chase is on the case!

It’s Father’s Day and the Babylon Bee guys, Kyle, Adam, Jarret, and Travis, talk about dad stuff! Stories, memories, gift ideas, and more! It’s the perfect time to talk about the favorite movie trilogy of dads everywhere: Indiana Jones. This episode is brought to you by our wonderful sponsors who you should absolutely check out: Allegiance Gold: http://protectwithbee.com Samaritan Ministries: http://SamaritanMinistries.org/thebabylonbee My Patriot Supply: http://preparewithbee.com In the full-length ad-free podcast, Subscribers remembered their dads too, so The Bee reads their dad comments and their headline pitches too! To get the full podcast, use promo code ‘PODCAST’ at: http://babylonbee.com/plans

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It's every parent's worst nightmare: your kid comes out as a libertarian. Don't worry -- we can help you nip it in the bud. Make sure to constantly check for these 9 warning signs. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee

At a local school board meeting, a young Klansman suggests that teaching about racism doesn’t have to be historically accurate, it just needs to be on the right side of it. #1619project Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee

Humanity was peaceful - until guns showed up. Learn how sinister and evil these weapons of mass destruction truly are. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee

Mike is a maskaholic, but today he takes the first step on his road to recovery.

The Babylon Bee’s Adam Yenser brings you the news you need to know like The Oscars being a thing that happened, Michelle Yeoh having a big night, and a Russian fighter jet downing a U.S. drone over the Black Sea! Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans?utm_source=PYT&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=description Listen to more Babylon Bee content with Bee Radio: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUu5jt0fuiT55J2KDStJwLw The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee Podcast: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thebabylonbeepodcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/babylonbeepod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBeePodcast

What costumes are acceptable for Halloween? Which ones are problematic? If you’re white… all of them. They’re all problematic.

Everyone's favorite transplants from California, Steve and Timpani, are going door to door trying to get their new Texas neighbors to vote for Beto O'Rourke! #short #shorts #california #texas #trending #comedy #funny #liberal #conservative #democrats #republican #politics Watch the full video: https://youtu.be/BJzOZuPgcMc

Polls show most Americans don’t like either of the likely 2024 presidential nominees, but we found the one man in the country who absolutely loves both Trump and Biden. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans?utm_source=YT&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=description Subscribe to our podcast channel: https://www.youtube.com/thebabylonbeepodcast The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee

You are now entering a dimension of riots, militant political correctness, and creepy CRT dolls. Watch all three episodes of the Woke Zone trilogy here! Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee

The Babylon Bee discusses how Facebook says we have gone against their community standards and have deleted our post about Amy Schneider. Adam and Jarret are joined by copy editor Kristin Oren to help us all with our grammar and to talk about some stuff that’s good like books that you really need to read. Kristin worked on Kyle and Joel’s new book The Postmodern Pilgrim’s Progress, which is available for Pre-Order: https://www.amazon.com/Postmodern-Pilgrims-Progress-Allegorical-Tale-ebook/dp/B09NL6J8C3/ref=sr_1_2?keywords=the+postmodern+pilgrim%27s+progress+an+allegorical+tale&qid=1645642422&sprefix=the+postmodern+pil%2Caps%2C124&sr=8-2 This episode is brought to you by My Patriot Supply: https://mypatriotsupply.com/pages/babylon-bee This episode is also sponsored by Daily Nouri: https://dailynouri.com/ This episode is also brought to you by ADF Legal. Help support Lorie at the Supreme Court: https://adflegal.org/303-creative/donate?sourcecode=10021442&utm_source=babylonbee&utm_medium=podcast_interviews&utm_campaign=303creative

Have you seen Jesus Revolution yet? Director Jon Erwin shares with us some insight into the casting of Kelsey Grammer. #shorts

As Texas Democrats flee the state to stop the GOP election legislation, this bounty hunter is gonna track ’em… find ’em… and hopefully, that’s it. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee

Justin Trudeau just released this statement where he claims the truckers hate him because he's a brave he/him of color, eh? Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee

The FBI raided Mike Lindell looking for evidence of a crime, but what they found instead was a good night's sleep. Show your support for our favorite mustachioed pillow salesman by using discount code BEE1 and picking up the FBI's favorite pillow here: https://mypillow.com/bee1

The Babylon Bee’s Adam Yenser brings you all the news of the week like DeSantis announcing his 2024 run for President, Target faces backlash from both the right and the left, and how the U.S. might default on the nation’s debt. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans?utm_source=PYT&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=description Listen to more Babylon Bee content with Bee Radio: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUu5jt0fuiT55J2KDStJwLw The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee Podcast: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thebabylonbeepodcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/babylonbeepod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBeePodcast

Remember the good old days when MEN were MEN?? No longer. Nowadays, everyone's a wuss. Look out for these 10 warning signs that YOU are a pathetic beta male. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans?utm_source=YT&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=description Subscribe to our podcast channel: https://www.youtube.com/thebabylonbeepodcast The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee

United States Senator Josh Hawley is talking to The Babylon Bee about true masculinity being something good and what it’s like to be the moraliser, neo-Confederate, and Tucker Carlson of the U.S. Senate. He gets into what his new book Manhood is all about and also gets to fanboy over Teddy Roosevelt for a bit. Check out Senator Hawley’s book Manhood: https://www.amazon.com/Manhood-America-Needs-Josh-Hawley/dp/168451357X/ref=tmm_hrd_swatch_0?_encoding=UTF8&qid=1689614438&sr=8-1

Are reparations good? Or are reparations bad? This mixed-race woman has mixed thoughts! Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee

The Babylon Bee has some bad news for mask wearers. #shorts

What exactly do Hamas terrorists want from Israel? It's complicated, but we try to get to the bottom of it in this interview with an actual, real-life Hamas spokesperson. Become a premium subscriber: https://buff.ly/3mxrUba Subscribe to our podcast channel: https://www.youtube.com/thebabylonbeepodcast The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee #israel #palestine #politics #freedom