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The Babylon Bee Podcast is ringing in the new year! Kyle is joined by Jarret, Brandon, and Chandler to talk about the crazy year we just had, a countdown of the best Babylon Bee articles of the year, and the best Babylon Bee videos. They also talk about those that the audience just wasn’t ready for yet. Then, The Babylon Bee goes through all of the prophecies that were fulfilled in 2022, so grab your popcorn! This episode is brought to you by: Allegiance Gold: https://lp.allegiancegold.com/bb/ The Anchored Podcast By the Classic Learning Test: https://www.cltexam.com/podcasts/ Private Internet Access (USE THIS LINK TO GET A SPECIAL OFFER OF 83% OFF): https://www.privateinternetaccess.com/offer/recommended?coupon=2Y4M&channel=The%20Babylon%20Bee&noForceCondition=true&aff_id=12775&source=podcast13 In the subscribers-only portion of the podcast, the top subscribers on the site get ranked and we find out who is the most sanctimonious and crispiest of them all. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans?utm_source=PYT&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=description Get your tickets to BeeLIVE: https://babylonbeelive.com/home/?utm_source=YT&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=believe Follow The Babylon Bee Podcast: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thebabylonbeepodcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/babylonbeepod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBeePodcast/

In a collaboration with The Babylon Bee, Professor Gorb McStevens lists all the countries where communism hasn't turned into a totalitarian hellscape where you have to eat your dog. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee

Do you have an addiction to CNN? If so, we're here to help diagnose your problem and address it head-on. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee

This week The Babylon Bee discusses how insane gas prices are. Biden seems to think it’s entirely Russia’s fault but we know he’s just being modest. Kyle, Adam, and Jarret also discuss their personal top ten Sci-Fi films (but no one picks The Last Jedi? Weird.) We also sit down with Carl Trueman, the author of a very thick book called The Rise and Triumph of the Modern Self: Cultural Amnesia, Expressive Individualism, and the Road to Sexual Revolution. He now has a shorter, more approachable book covering the same ground called Strange New World. You can pre-order Dr. Carl Trueman’s new book Strange New World now: https://www.amazon.com/Strange-New-World-Activists-Revolution/dp/1433579308/ref=sr_1_1?crid=21SED8VF77KQG&keywords=strange+new+world+trueman&qid=1647279002&sprefix=cable+tie%2Caps%2C149&sr=8-1 For the much larger book, check out The Rise and Triumph of the Modern Self: Cultural Amnesia, Expressive Individualism, and the Road to Sexual Revolution: https://www.amazon.com/Rise-Triumph-Modern-Self-Individualism/dp/1433556332/ref=pd_bxgy_img_1/138-9783830-1810135?pd_rd_w=yChT8&pf_rd_p=6b3eefea-7b16-43e9-bc45-2e332cbf99da&pf_rd_r=GPBR8M62S5K9V5QEPCHV&pd_rd_r=57e112c7-ced3-48cb-be43-15f5a997773c&pd_rd_wg=63wPt&pd_rd_i=1433556332&psc=1 This episode is also brought to you by Daily Nouri: https://dailynouri.com/ This episode is brought to you by Private Internet Access: https://privateinternetaccess.com/TheBabylonBee

In this episode of The Bee Weekly, Kyle is joined by Joel Berry and Adam Yenser to talk about what’s going on at the Bee and what the Bee is prophesying will happen in 2022. There’s the Weakly News with Adam Yenser and also Heroes of the Faith filled with classic false prophecies. Be sure to check out Adam Yenser’s Cancelled News on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/adamyenser The Bee writers discuss the changes at The Babylon Bee this week and talk about the banger and the bomb articles. Adam Yenser presents the Weakly News and then the guys discuss what the highly accurate Babylon Bee prophecies are predicting for 2022. In Heroes of the Faith, the guys discuss famous failed secular and religious prophets. Then the Bee guys read some hate mail from the week. In the subscriber lounge, Kyle, Joel, and Adam discuss whether a hot dog is a sandwich and the ontological nature of the Kool-Aid Man.Subscriber Headlines of the Week are read and Joel Berry is subjected to a new list of Ten Questions. To see the full episode, go to: http://babylonbee.com/plans

The Babylon Bee’s Adam Yenser brings you the news you need to know like all things Lori Lightfoot losing, Pete Davidson crashing his car, and illegal immigrants from Honduras decided to eat a bald eagle for some reason. Also Chuck-E-Cheese is still using floppy disk drives. Watch the full podcast: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADBTKAx-ON0 Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans?utm_source=PYT&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=description Listen to more Babylon Bee content with Bee Radio: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUu5jt0fuiT55J2KDStJwLw The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee Podcast: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thebabylonbeepodcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/babylonbeepod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBeePodcast

This substitute coach has never coached little league baseball before. He has nothing to worry about… as long as he gets the children’s increasingly complicated pronouns right. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee

Mandy is absolutely triggered by Twitter's possible takeover by Elon Musk. She attends a Twitter-sponsored therapy session to help her cope.

Ever wonder what goes on behind the scenes of a woke company's board meeting? DIVERSITY!!! We take you inside for an exclusive look at their perfectly put perspirations. Download the Public Square app today: http://publicsq.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee #babylonbee #woke #conservative #comedy

Kyle, Adam, Jarret, and Travis are back on The Babylon Bee Podcast to talk about Switchfoot, Cybertruck, and Kyle’s favorite song from the 80’s classic Christian movie Home Safe. They also talk about the 10 Freeway shutdown, Senator Fetterman trolling the pro-Hamas, and San Francisco cleaning up its streets for a communist dictator. There’s also glorious hate mail. This episode is brought to you by ALLIANCE DEFENDING FREEDOM. Become a champion for freedom today: http://joinADF.com/BEE

Join Tim Apple as he reveals iPhone 13. The first phone to force you to be vaccinated… or else. Apple: Think different. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee

In this official training video for the People's Liberation Army, Chinese soldiers are taught how to cripple U.S. soldiers by just shouting the wrong pronouns at them. Very effective! #shorts #tiktok #china #usa

The Babylon Bee’s Adam Yenser brings you Weakly News like Biden telling Zelensky that Ukraine isn't ready for NATO membership, the winner of Miss Netherlands being a dude, and scientists finding out the quickest way to calm down a rattlesnake! Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans?utm_source=PYT&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=description Listen to more Babylon Bee content with Bee Radio: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUu5jt0fuiT55J2KDStJwLw The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee Podcast: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thebabylonbeepodcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/babylonbeepod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBeePodcast

An FBI agent goes undercover to bust a right-wing terror plot. But are the others also undercover FBI agents? Yes. They all are FBI agents. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee

Should you turn your guns into the government? Of course. Don’t know why? Here are just a few of the many, many reasons.

The Babylon Bee’s Adam Yenser brings you all the news you need to know from the week like John Fetterman struggling at the debate, Halloween costing 13% more this year, and Ye deciding to go up against the Jewish people. Watch the full podcast: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSSoX7IE4VQ&t=99s Follow our podcast Youtube channel: https://www.youtube.com/c/TheBabylonBeePodcast Follow our new podcast Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thebabylonbeepodcast/ Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee

Leonydus Johnson is at The Babylon Bee to talk about how Critical Race Theory has already infected all our schools to raise an entire generation of victims and also how reparations won’t solve anything. He is an expert on being told he doesn’t know what it’s like to be black in America. Kyle finds out that he can't pronounce 'Pernicious'. Leonydus’ book is out now, Raising Victims: The Pernicious Rise of Critical Race Theory: https://www.amazon.com/Raising-Victims-Pernicious-Critical-Theory/dp/1684513774 Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans?utm_source=PYT&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=description Listen to more Babylon Bee content with Bee Radio: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUu5jt0fuiT55J2KDStJwLw The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee Podcast: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thebabylonbeepodcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/babylonbeepod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBeePodcast #podcast

Pastor Jack Hibbs joined The Babylon Bee podcast to share the story of his difficult beginning. #shorts

If you are male, you are toxic. So watch and learn how to get rid of your toxic masculinity from this feminist husband. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee

What does it take to achieve world peace? This alien knows the secret! And these progressives will do anything to stop him. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee

You've heard of Pregnant Barbie, Midge. Now Mattel has released its first-ever pregnant man doll: Pregnant Ken! You can have all sorts of fun with the clearly MALE Ken doll and his pregnant belly! Available wherever non-gender-specific toys are sold. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans?utm_source=YT&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=description Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee

Kyle and Adam are joined by special guest Amala Ekpunobi from Unapologetic LIVE! She gives us the low down on her Internet feud with a trans woman who is sponsored by a feminine hygiene product. And did you hear Roe v Wade might get overturned? THAT’S BIG NEWS, YOU GUYS!Adam Yenser is back with an incredible new installment of Weakly News and Austin “The Voice In My Heart” Robertson is back with a new edition of Bee Radio. Exclamation points! This episode is brought to you by: Allegiance Gold: https://ag.allegiancegold.com/bb/ Also brought to you by: Alliance Defending Freedom: https://adflegal.org/monthly-gift-flags?sourcecode=10022276_r850&utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=flag_bearer&reference_code=10022276 Strikeman: https://www.strikeman.io/ My Patriot Supply: https://mypatriotsupply.com/pages/babylon-bee?utm_source=Mktg_DB.End_TheBee_PodC&utm_medium=Mktg_DB.End_TheBee_PodC&utm_campaign=Mktg_DB.End_TheBee_PodC&utm_id=Mktg_DB.End_TheBee_PodC

Now that the Supreme Court decided a person’s race will no longer be able to play a factor in choosing school applicants, how will these fine college admissions officers be able to tell who is good and who is bad? Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans?utm_source=YT&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=description Subscribe to our podcast channel: https://www.youtube.com/thebabylonbeepodcast The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee- Website: https://babylonbee.com/Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbeeFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBeeInstagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee#comedy #college #woke

The Babylon Bee's Adam Yenser brings you all the news you need to know from the week like Blink-182 playing together again, all the potheads getting set free from jail, and lots of statues getting smashed. Catch the full Babylon Bee Podcast over at our podcast channel: youtube.com/thebabylonbeepodcast Follow our new podcast Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thebabylonbeepodcast/ Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee