The Pun King

The souls of the dead visit family on all souls day, but where do their souls go when they're not human?

The living and the dead both need their rest. Best not to let one disturb the other.

What if something that should be pleasing to good spirits is irritating to us?

Things that are non-human can be scary, but not nearly as much as the inhuman.

We collect a lot of things to make us happy, but we should not collect ghosts.

Sometimes it's the devils you don't know that are the scariest.

The seeds of doubt will always grow around the guilty.

Sometimes the noises that you hear in the forest aren't what you think they are.

The decorations on coffins can make a big difference.

Trick or treating is a favorite activity of boys and ghouls alike.

You should listen to the farmer. He's out standing in his field.

A campsite is a wonderful place to spend your summer, but not a place you should spend the rest of your life.

Sometimes you spend your whole life waiting for your dreams. Sometimes you do something that shatters those dreams in an instant.

Unfamiliar noises can be scary at night in the woods, but the scariest noises are when it's not an animal.

Even when you are not feeling confident, you can always just play the part.

When you decide to dabble in powers you don't understand, maybe you should buy them from people that your trust.

Next time you'll think twice before you tell someone to "cry me a river."

There's nobody over there. What's making those footsteps?

When you're trying to escape from the heat of your own actions, don't run straight towards the fire.

You may think the things that you want are well deserved, but soon you'll be screaming for nothing more than a simple future.

Some people are remembered fondly. Some are simply forgotten. Maybe they should stay that way.

No matter what you were born to do, you can always rise to the occasion and be brave. Too bad that doesn't change what you made for.

You should be kind to all creatures, big and small. Because you never know which ones are watching you when you aren't looking.

When you like to play in the dark, don't be surprised by what kind of creatures are waiting there for you. Music: "Halls of the Undead" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Don't judge a book only by its cover. But also, don't judge a person only by what they tell you. They may just have a surprise for you in the end. Music: "Halls of the Undead" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/