The Pun King

...Gemma Gemma slim shady.

Only 1 in 20 people know that the grass is not greener on the other side.

Things that are not human are out there. They are looking to take things from us, little by little. How will you defend yourself? Music: "Halls of the Undead" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

It's great to find a favorite tree to sit under and dream. Just be sure you know what kind of tree casts a shadow over you. Music: Halls of the Undead By: Kevin MacLeod CC-BY 4 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ https://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/music.html

Learn to listen. Sometimes the things you are warned about stick with you your entire life. Music: Halls of the Undead By: Kevin MacLeod CC-BY 4 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ https://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/music.html

Gambling can cost you more than you think. Bet your life on it. Music: Halls of the Undead By: Kevin MacLeod CC-BY 4 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ https://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/music.html

Happy International Talk Like a Pirate Day! Ye best be sittin' down and listenin' to me pirate tale! Yarrr! Music: "Crossing the Chasm" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

A family moves into an old house. As beautiful as it is, something is living inside of it. Something that doesn't want them there. Music: "Halls of the Undead" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

A spooky story, when told well, is worth its weight in gold.

An old woman fashions herself into a famous seamstress. Music: Halls of the Undead By: Kevin MacLeod CC-BY 4 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ https://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/music.html

Be careful what you hear in the dark, because a something may just be waiting to steal your eyes. Music: Halls of the Undead By: Kevin MacLeod - CC-BY 4 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ https://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/music.html

When your path is blocked by a dead bird, it could be a sign of bad things to come. Music: Halls of the Undead By: Kevin MacLeod CC-BY 4 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ https://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/music.html

Sometimes there's nothing more fun than playing in the leaves during the fall. Sometimes there's nothing worse than spiders. Music: Halls of the Undead By: Kevin MacLeod CC-BY 4 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ https://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/music.html

When you're alone in the woods and you hear a chain rattle, what would you do? Music: Halls of the Undead By: Kevin MacLeod CC-BY 4 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ https://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/music.html

You shouldn't answer the door when you're a kid. You never know who's on the other side. Music: Halls of the Undead By: Kevin MacLeod CC-BY 4 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ https://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/music.html

It may have been Dr. Frankenstein who solved the world's hardest problem, but I have a hunch that it was Igor who made it possible.

Translating teenager speak into something that makes sense to the adults.

Join us for a story of a scary old house in the dark woods, and a man desperately looking for help. Will he find help or suffer his fate presently?

I guess it is toxic to suburban women.

...but I continued walking none the less.

He's not here. He's Gandhi livering a new message of peace.

This had me hopping mad.

Pop singers make terrible farmers. Adele keeps setting fire to the grain.

I got a bunny. I got a bunny. I got a bunny. 👏 👏 👏

We spent all day fishing and boy am I dog tired.